She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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