My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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