scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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