toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Barsexuality is the new black.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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