Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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