i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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