Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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