There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
How external is "for external use only"?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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