i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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