ya dads aren't the best wingmen
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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