we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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