He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Blood and glitter go together right?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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