I never want to see another naked old woman again.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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