whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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