those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
