Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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