Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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