Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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