Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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