yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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