there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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