normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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