Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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