quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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