Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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