She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Randomize
