haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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