We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
420 ftw
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
