I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I love having hate sex.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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