Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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