I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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