Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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