i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Randomize
