Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
time to smoke my breakfast
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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