As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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