i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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