i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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