Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
