Me too!
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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