Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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