I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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