quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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