The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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