Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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