At least make sure they are 18
Why
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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