Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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