we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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