Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Your shirt... Was in my pants
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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