I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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