After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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