she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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